The Department of
Language Literature and the Arts (LLA)

Departments of:

Natural and Revealed Religion: Medieval MetaphysicsPhilosophy, Religion

Ancient History
    "Classical Greek and Roman studies typically dominate departments of ancient history. Miskatonic's also focuses on Sumerian and Mesopotamian studies, and some Egyptology, due largely to the influence of the Archeology Department. However, the classical core does hold away and contributes to the department's reputation for classes to be endured rather than savored.

    "Ancient History has close ties to the Exhibit Museum. Dr. de la Portilla often lectures on behalf of the department, particularly concerning new acquisitions. Currently, Dr. Marcus deGruttola heads the department and is only a few years away of retirement. He is know both for his grasp of Roman history and his excessive fondness for young women, the latter prompting two scandals in three years.

    Young Dr. Fernand Ashley has been recently hired as an Egyptologist." He is under the supervision of Dr. Matthew Silvera, the head of the Egyptology Department of Archeology. "An excellent teacher, at present he is reclassifying and cataloguing items in the museum and in the stone library section of Special Collections under Dr. de la Portilla of the Library Administration.
 
 

Archaeology

        "Professor Dyer was appalled at the measureless age of the fragments, and Freeborn found traces of symbols which fitted darkly in to certain Papuan and Polynesian legends of infinite antiquity. The condition and scattering of the blocks told mutely of vertiginous cycles of time and geologic upheavals of cosmic savagery.
    - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Shadow Out of Time"
    The designations Stone Age, Bronze Age, and Iron Age resulted from 19th century archaeological work. Archaeologists study the past through the identification and interpretation of the material remains of past human cultures. Field work involves excavation of a likely site, meticulous handling of all objects unearthed, and documentation of the objects and their relative placement at the dig site. Only after complete details of the dig are recorded can an object be removed from its original setting. Later laboratory work enables comparison with other similar finds. Dating of objects is done first by an estimate based on the depth and relative location in the dig site. Next, analysis of any plant or pollen type residues can provide information for some objects. Later lab work allows for cataloguing and comparison to culturally date an object.

    Given only and object, with no information on the site found, a competent archaeologist can state the continent and likely culture of origin, and often whether it is from early or late in a culture's history. A specialist in a particular culture can usually date an object within a hundred or two hundred years by a visual inspection, but there are lots of exceptions. Objects from previously unknown cultures can oddly be described in the context of other clues from the dig site -- for example, artifacts of a later, known culture found at a lower or greater depth, the depth and condition of a the covering soil, and so on.

   "At Miskatonic, no one knows more about archaeology than department head Dr. Ernest McTavish. Although his interest is in indigenous North American and Central American cultures, he stays abreast of world-wide researched. Francis Morgan, a graduate student, avidly pursues Arabian, Assyrian, and Egyptian studies. He is adept at dating Egyptian relics, a and has traveled to many sites in Egypt." Usually the Egyptian expeditions are conducted by Dr. Matthew Silvera, the head Egyptologist.

    "The department is small but growing Assistant professors and staff often choose to ho on sabbatical for private research or to join University expeditions. Perhaps only one third of the department is at Miskatonic during any given semester." Antunes Howard Carter (1873-1939), an Egyptologist, discovered the tomb of King Tutankhamen in 1922. James Churchwood (1892-1936) wrote and promoted The Lost Continent of Mu (1926).
 

Department Staff

  • Dr. Ernest McTavish, age 31, Archaeologic Daredevil "His keen mind and wandering eye easily sidetrack him into all sorts of odd situations, but investigators, especially female investigators, will find him a good friend." Antunes
  • Dr. Matthew Silvera, age 30, Head of Egyptology "Having graduated from the university some years ago with a Masters in Archaeology, he has since specialized in the field of Egyptology.  He recently returned from an expedition from a newly uncovered tomb near the famous Valley of Kings. The synopses of which will soon be displayed in the Expeditions section of the website" Sean Hanson

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Anthropology

What, in substance, the Eskimo wizards and the Louisiana swamp-priests had chanted to their kindred idols was something very like this ... "Pn-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fAtagn." H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu."

Cultural anthropology attempts to classify different cultures and their belief systems, while physical anthropology deals with ideas of evolution and the physical evidence of man's characteristics. Field work supplies information from clues associated with skeletons and skulls of prehistoric peoples, and information concerning customs, arts, languages, and religions of primitive tribes. Connections to archaeology are very strong in both areas. The anthropologist focuses on present-day humans and their ways, while the archaeologist concerns himself with the physical remnants of past cultures. In the 1920's the field suffers from the bias that those of Northern European stock represent the pinnacle of evolution and are the necessary yardstick with which to measure the rest of humanity.

 Miskatonic's department is strong in both cultural and physical studies. Field studies and long expeditions are expected of even senior faculty. Access to the Caribbean during the earlier years of the University was convenient, and much work compared whites and blacks. The current chairman, Dr. Abram Bethnell, is noted for his rather odd views of "parallel evolution", and will quote at length from Sir James Frazer's excellent field research to support this. Bethnell's colleague and philosophical rival, Dr. David Scottsdale, has in recent years moved away from field work, and now churns out copious articles defending dubious anti-Semitic viewpoints.
 

  • Dr. Margaret Alice Murray (1863-1963), author of many books, including Ancient Egyptian Legends (1913) and The WitchCult in Western Europe (1921).
  • Sir James George Frazer (1854-1941), author of The Golden Bough, a twelve volume exploration of anthropology, religion, and the occult.
 

Astronomy

... Just before dawn Arcturus winks ruddily from above the cemetery on the low hillock and Coma Berenices shimmers weirdly afar off in the mysterious east; but still the Pole Star leers down from the same place in the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye ... H. P. Lovecraft, "Polaris."

Astronomy is unique among the sciences in that much of the work is done by amateurs and is then accepted by professionals. Observational astronomy simply requires time, patience, and good note keeping. Astronomy by the 1920's has a good idea of the distance and size of the sun, precise measurements of the year, and hosts of planetary data such as sizes and orbital years. Pluto (1930) had not yet been discovered. Earth had been known to pass through the tails of two comets so far (Tebbutt's Comet in 1861 and Halley's Comet in l9l0) without ill effect. Comets are thought to be largely gas around a meteor core. Meteors are bits of comets or long ago broken planets, and meteorites are simply meteors that hit the Earth; both are stone with some iron and may form odd alloys.

Of the eight planets, the following is known: Mercury is hot and perhaps faces one side to the sun all the time; Venus is much like Earth but with more clouds and more water vapor, and might show one face to the sun at all times, thus being a mix of desert and tropics; Mars is a desert planet which may have canals and life; lupiter has dark clouds over its lighter surface and hence looks striped, and has nine moons; Saturn is big and has nine or ten moons; Uranus has four moons; Neptune has one moon.

The Astronomy Department at M.U. consists of one full professor, Dr. Stephen Fitzroy, yet has a great popularity with the students. Although the social aspects of observing may seem to overwhelm the science, it is significant that over three quarters of the student body takes at least one astronomy class before graduating. A young undergraduate student, Morris Billings, is very active, coordinating local amateurs and running the Arkham Astronomical Society.
 

  • Annie Jump Cannon (1863-1941) discovered five novae; first to rigorously classify stellar spectra, or star types.
  • Percival Lowell (1855-1916) theorized that the apparent canals of Mars signified intelligent life there.
Biology

They are more vegetable than animal, if these terms can be applied to the sort of matter composing them, and have a somewhat fungoid structure; though the presence of a chlorophyll like substance and a very singular nutritive system differentiate them altogether from true cormophytic Jiu~gi H. P. Lovecraft, "The Whisperer in Darkness."

Biology is the study of living things, plants, and animals (including humans). There are two main divisions, Botany (plants) and Zoology (animals), and several fields of study within these areas including Taxonomy, Anatomy/Cytology, and Physiology/Embryology. The large Biology Department at M.U. has many connections with the study of medicine, and Biology classes are required for all medical students. The early 1900's promise much about genetics and evolution, as well. Ecology is a word coined only a few decades earlier; many of the tools and concepts needed to study the web of life are yet undiscovered.

The Department also has ties to a small research post at Woods Hole, on the Massachusetts coast, for study of marshlands and sea biological systems. Originally a small Coast Guard post, the government has now closed the site, and has offered to sell it to any worthy buyer. M.U. would like to set up a marine laboratory there, but has been unable to budget for it.

The demands on the Biology Department continue to grow, and staffing is a problem. The head of the department is Dr. Conrad Miller. His focus is largely on anatomy and the implications of biological discovery for medicine. He updates the curriculum and arranges seminars, but rarely has time for his own research. His promotion of teamwork and cross disciplinary work has made the department strong, and made possible its ability to analyze unconventional phenomena
 

  • Charles Elton (1900-), English biologist whose idea of ecological niches promoted ecological theory. Had expeditions to the Arctic in 1923, 1924, and 1930.
  • Ernst Haeckel (1834-1919), whose phrase ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny became a watchword within the discipline.
Botany

The forerunner of modern botany was naturalism. Botany is a major branch of biology dealing wholly with plants. Within it are morphologists (who study the form and structure of plants), physiologists (who study the behavior and functioning of plants), and geneticists (who breed and observe the characteristics of plants).

Dr. Homer Winside is expert on tropical varieties of many poisonous or carnivorous plants. He personally maintains the greenhouse attached to the Science Annex, caring for the rare specimens gathered during his travels.

 Miskatonic excels in two botanical specialties: algology, the study of algee, and mycology, the study of fungi. Sadly, bryology (the study of mosses) is almost entirely neglected. Robert Angley, a graduate student in algology, is often found at the Woods Hole research post.

  • Ernest Henry Wilson (1876-1930), author of China, The Mother of Gardens (1929), is a prominent naturalist residing in Boston.
Business and Economics

Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money. Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] (65-8 B.C.).

Economics is the theoretical study of resources and their management; business is the application of economic principles for purposes of profit. Issues of trade and money can be complex, and frequently depend upon personal or political reactions. Currently the department is neoclassical, applying mathematical models systematically to the study of resources and production factors (land, labor and capital) as the best way to satisfy demand. The value of anything is purely a function of its utility, and there are no inherent values (as there would be, for instance, in a Marxist application).

Economics can be used for analyzing local markets or international trade issues. The department is involved in the scanty federal government information gathering and statistical surveys, but is greatly overshadowed by neighboring Harvard's theoreticians.

The current head of the department, Dr. Anthony Westgate, prefers the tried-and-true principles of mercantilism, with a dash of the trendy physiocratic school and a sprinkle of later classicism. This mix boils down to a Yankee pragmatism that aids greatly in dealings with Arkham business leaders, but amounts to nothing in the world beyond. The small department struggles bravely to keep staff and classes amid rumors of consolidation and cutbacks.
 

  • Will Kellogg (1860-1951), U.S. industrialist and health food advocate who established a breakfast cereal (corn flakes) empire in 1906, and later engaged in many philanthropic acts.
  • John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946), British economist who is forming a new school of economic thought focusing on national income.
  • Alfred Marshall (1842-1924), British economist and one of the chief founders of the school of neoclassical economics. He was the first person to graph supply and demand. Keynes was his student.
Chemistry

Modern chemistry evolved from the black art of alchemy. Chemistry, quite simply, is the study of the nature and the possible transformations of material substances. With the advent of modem atomic theory, chemistry is undergoing a radical evolution in ideas. Chemistry can be broken into two wide fields: organic chemistry, which involves carbon compounds (the basis of earthly life); and inorganic chemistry, which involves all the elements except carbon. Biochemistry examines organic chemistry within biological forms, while physical chemistry combines chemistry and physics to understand the properties of materials and devises further tools for investigation. By 1920, ninety-two elements are known, without clear understanding of the periodic table. Nonetheless, advances in physics are rapidly providing new insights for chemists.

At Miskatonic the study of chemistry focuses on practical experimentation and study, frequently involving explosives and toxins. Chemicals likely to be available in labs include hydrogen gas (very flammable), lithium (reacts with water to produce hydrogen and heat, thus exploding), sodium (an element similar to lithium in its reaction to water), sulfur (a key substance in gunpowder), chlorine (a very poisonous gas), bromine (not only chemically reactive, but a toxic gas), phosphorous (bums in contact with air or water), mercury (toxic, and very toxic if mixed with chlorine), and perhaps radium (radioactive).

There is alcohol aplenty, of the non drinkable but very flammable kind, and many acids, including the powerful acids nitric, sulfuric, and hydrochloric. Nitroglycerin, an unstable but powerful mix of glycerin with nitric and sulfuric acid, is of interest to investigators, at least to those daring enough to try to mix it themselves. Dynamite, which is nitroglycerin soaked into a material such as sawdust or wood pulp, is much more stable and usable: Dynamite merely bums if ignited, but will detonate if shocked by blast or impact.

Making homemade explosives is a plausible undertaking only for a skilled chemist. But chemists of varying skill levels are uniformly popular at parties, since they are able to turn the punch different colors and have access to almost as much alcohol and ether as medical students.

 Harmless frivolity is condoned by the department head, Dr. Harold Shear. A mischievous man himself, his leadership and dynamic teaching style have rapidly molded the department into a tight and effective group of educators and researchers. Wheneva a fire or thunderbolt or explosion happens in Arkham, someone from Chemistry soon runs up, hoping to get samples.
 

  • Paul Muller (1899-1965), Swiss chemist who eventually developed an insecticide from DDT, itself known since 1874.
  • Leo Baekeland (1863-1944), U.S. immigrant who sold the discovery of Velox photographic paper to Eastman, then developed the first synthetic plastic, Bakelite.
Department Staff
  • Dr. HAROLD SHEAR, age 51, Department Chemistry Head. An infamous prankster, his jests at ways seem to come off wel, a most as compliments to those who become the b~nts of hb p acacal jokes. He b good-natumd and always has time to help students with problems.

 

Classical Languages

Studying the languages which have for millennia influenced the West is not a light undertaking. Classical languages include Sanskrit, Hebrew, Greek, Ancient (or Dynastic) Egyptian, Aramaic, and classical and medieval Latin.

Often languages are broken into classes, such as Hamito-Semitic or Aryan languages. Hamitic languages, which include Ancient Egyptian and Coptic, are largely extinct except for some Cushitic dialects in Ethiopia and some Berber dialects; Semitic languages include Hebrew, Arabic, Maltese, and Aramaic. The first full alphabet was Semitic in origin, and later evolved into the Latin alphabet.

The termA~an derives hom the Sanskrit for noble, and refers to the Indo-European family of languages. Sanskrit is the oldest of this family, dating from as early as c.1500 B.C.; it evolved into Hindi, Urdu, and the Celtic, Germanic, Romance, and Slavonic languages. Latin, the ancestor of the Romance languages of Europe, is an Indo-European language. There is evidence of a proto-Indo-European language from which all the other languages arose, which might be Sanskrit, Hittite, or the strange Linear A and Linear B language found in Crete on clay tablets. The Dravidian, FmnoUgric, Sino-T~betan, Austro-Asiatic, and Altaic families of languages further complicate our understanding of the issue.

Miskatonic's Classical Language Department is one of the best in New England, and was the original focus that led to the founding of the Archaeology Department. Chairman Dr. Aaron Chase is a skilled Egyptologist, and has good acquaintance with most Hamito-Semitic languages. His colleague, Dr. Warren Rice, is similarly capable with the Aryan languages. The two have a long running debate over the concept of a single initial language. Dr. Chase believes the Tower of Babel story to be an allegorical description of an actual linguistic event, while Dr. Rice takes the more practical view of several regional languages rather than a single origin, and ignores the Biblical implications entirely.
 

  • Sir Arthur Evans (1851-1941), English archaeologist whose excavations of the Minoan civilization at Knossos, Crete revealed clay tablets possibly containing the proto-Indo-European language.
  • Stanley Arthur Cook (1873-1949) wrote on the Code of Hammurabi (the law giving king of Babylon) and on Biblical law.
Engineering

Engineering is the epitome of applied science, employing mathematical techniques and physical theories to create new technology and worthy structures. Although fueled by research and academic ideas, engineering involves real-world efforts which require practical results. Common branches include structural engineering, chemical engineering, and civil engineering. Ties to metallurgy and structural materials studies are strong.
 

The department is often involved in design and construction of scientific equipment for other departments, and in properly equipping University expeditions.

 When not busy designing better batteries for Arctic expeditions or better alloys for aircraft, the professors delight in solving long standing problems. W'thin the Archeology Department, for instance, the perennial debate concerning how the Egyptian pyramids were built was resolved to the participants' satisfaction when current department chairman Dr. Lawrence Abbott had his students in structural engineering build their own pyramid. They spent most of a month creating a pyramid across College Street and onto the campus proper. Using limestone that they quarried from beneath the hospital, their gleaming white edifice soared sixty feet high before it was dismantled after Homecoming, broken up, and sold to the Boston and Maine as roadbed.
 

  • Wright, Orville (1871-1948) and Wilbur (1867-1912), who built and flew the first heavier than air machine capable of sustained flight.
  • Hugo Eckener (1868-1954), German aeronautical engineer and pilot who flew the Graf Zeppelin and, later, the Hindenburg. Because of opposition to the Nazi Party, he was relieved of duty before the Hindenburg's tragic destruction in 1937.
Department Staff
  • Dr. LAWRENCE ABBOTT, age 45, Maser Engineer. Day by day a pedantic man, he periodically stuns colleagues with insights of sheer brilliance. He is famous br being able to find alternative approaches to problems that have baffled other people br months.
English

He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms. Dorothy Parker, "Epitaph for a Very Rich Man."

The English language is a rich and flexible tool, often rendered difficult by a New England accent. Asking directions to Worcester or Narragansette always reveals the unique diversions possible between English orthography and Down East style pronunciations. The language belongs to the Aryan family, evolving from West Germanic. The expansion of Christianity from Europe and across the world carried English to many regions, and now it is second only to French as an international language.

 Classes focus on composition and the genteel expression of ideas, the practice of rhetorical technique, and the study of classic Greek, Latin, English, and American models and expression: (Decent spelling, grammar, and punctuation are important entrance requirements, not matters for remedial teaching within the department.) The essay and epistolatory essay are thought the natural literary forms for gentlemen.

Rumors that English is the easiest major at M.U. are not exaggerated, for the department more applauds perception than it seems to foster it. Graduates most often take teaching positions. Chairman Dr. P. G. Eastman is often absentminded and indecisive, and the department as a whole lacks focus and purpose.

Dr. Albert Walmarth teaches interesting courses on satire and on the standards of literary expression, while graduate students and three instructors are hired on a yearly basis to teach the fundamental classes required for graduation in all majors. The weekly student newspaper, the Miskatonic University Crier, is overseen for content and form by Dr. Swansom Ames, who also manages the small Miskatonic University Press.
 

  • Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), U.S. writer of satirical verse, newspaper columns, drama criticism, book reviews, and short stories.
  • Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), English writer of stream of consciousness novels. Brilliant but subject to fits of mental instability.
Fine Arts

This department is diverse. One area of study is art history, which examines works not only for their aesthetic merit, but also in terms of their historical context and influence over time, for great art reflects people's perceptions of the world around them. A necessary component for a student is the creation of an aesthetic standard; here many find Ruskin and Pater increasingly old-fashioned. Among the media studied and thought important in this time are oil painting, fresco, printmaking, sculpture, and (thanks to William Morris) clothing and tapestry. Architecture is studied and taught, but the application of it is thought of as a profession, like Law or Medicine, and Miskatonic has no School of Architecture.

The Representational Arts Department at Miskatonic is almost entirely supported from gifts and bequests by Arkham patrons of the arts. Only a few students major in Representational Arts, and most of those emphasize the history of art, typically graduating and going to work at New England galleries and museums. M.U. maintains an Artist-in-Residence, currently Michael Fisher, and the University commissions a limited number of original paintings and sculptures each year. The department shares in the choice of commissions. The current head of the department is Dr. Arthur Goddard, a Beaux Arts-era architect who lacks an atelier.

  • Pablo Picasso (1881-1973), Spanish-born French painter who co-created the style of cubism, then worked heavily in surrealism.
  • Antonio Gaudi (1852-1926), eccentric Spanish architect whose organic designs were much admired by Surrealists and Abstract Expressionists.
  Geography
    May equal Himalayas allowing for height of plateau. Probable Latitude 76* 15', Longitude 113* 10'
    - H.P. Lovecraft "At the Mountains of Madness"
    Geography is the study of the surface of the Earth, including the living species which affect it. It considers the atmosphere, the hydrosphere, and the biosphere, and   how the physical, biological, and human elements interact. The first work in geography was Eratosthenes'  century B.C. "Geographica", wherein the circumference if the Earth was calculated with astonishing accuracy, to within 15% of the actual value. With this good start, geography became  a necessary science, furthering not only the study of the Earth but map making and navigation.
    Ptolemy (2nd century A.D.) founded the concepts of latitude and longitude for delineating the globe. While latitude  could be determined using the stars as references, longitude required accurate time fixes on the sun. The development of accurate watches  furthered navigation but it wasn't until 1884 that a unified system was accepted, one which placed Greenwich, England as the Prime Meridian, the zero reference point for longitude. This aided geography in its navigational and industrial aspects, and geography is still a significant part of resource and settlement survey work. Several schools of thought exist within geography, breaking down loosely into nature's influence on man, man's influence on nature, differentialism of geographic features, and looking at original (visual) landscape and how time has affected it. Kant in 1781 stated that (paraphrased) geography is the same as history, save that it works with phenomena in space instead of time.
    Miskatonics's department is active in all aspects of geography, from its work in measuring rainfall and temperatures throughout New England to its groundbreaking  cartography with remote expeditions to regions its diverse as the Amazon basin and Antarctica. Current department chair Dr. Earl Fairwright concentrates more on historical inquiry and handling student examinations, but generously gives the younger staff free reign (and some grant money) to join in the expeditions run by other departments.
 
 
 

Geology
    Geology is the science of the Earth. This discipline considers not only the planet's origins and history but its current composition, structure, and activity. Disciplines relevant to geology include crystallography (formation and behavior of crystals), stratigraphy (ages and sequence of minerals). At present, mountain building and the geological evidence of differing sea levels seem to be the most fundamental problems in geology.
    As a hobby, department head Dr. William Dyer traces down witnesses to the earthly rumblings currently being whispered about across New England. His colleague, Dr. Moses Jackson, is preoccupied by trips to Colorado and Wyoming in search of oil.
 

  • A. L. Wegener (1880-1930). His Origin of Continents and Oceans, 1915, proposed continental drift and showed geological links between continents, but since he suggested no reason for how or why continents should drift, his ideas were ignored for decades.
Department Staff
  •  Mr. ANDREW LORD, age 23, Geology Graduate Student. He's always been interested in rocks; as he grew older, he focused this interest on spelunking. He's young, enthusiastic, and protective of his friends and community, a perfect example of a solid New Englander.
 

Law
    Those rules governing the relationship between the individual, the community, a nd the state are called laws. The Code of Hammurabi (Babylon, c. 1700 B.C.) treated laws as divine ordinances. The ancient Greeks chose instead to regard their laws as made by man, for man, and this led to our system today. Common Law refers to the regularizes body of precedents and rulings derived from custom. It is balanced by Civil Law, which is based not on precedent but on statutes derived from the laws of ancient Rome (and on slightly less ancient England). Criminal Law, in which Miskatonic's School of Law is thought unmatched by Harvard or Yale. Boston College or Brown, finds crime an offense against the state as well as the individual, and hence the two file jointly against the accused. Other aspects -- commercial, constitutional, international, and private or what is now known as family law --are also important areas of the law.
    M.U. offers both a general undergraduate pre-law degree and a complete seven year program leading to a Juris Doctor (JD) degree. Dean Richard Parker emphasizes a full survey of the entire profession, with great attention paid to writing skills in cooperation with the English Department
 

  • Clarence Darrow (1857-1938), who in 1925 defended John Scopes in Dayton, Tennessee, when Scopes was tried for teaching the theory of evolution. Wllliam Jennings Bryan led the prosecution. Darrow lost the case, but the State Supreme Court reversed the decision on a technicality.
  • Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993), U.S. Judge, will be the first black Supreme Court justice in 1967. He is in law school in the late 1920's.
Mathematics

Gilman came from Haverhill, but it was only after he entered college in Arkham that he began to connect his mathematics with the fantastic legends of elder magic. Something in the air of the hoary old town worked obscurely on his imagination. H.P. Lovecraft, "The Dreams in the Witch-House."

Mathematics is fundamental to all sciences. It is a pity that people often perceive it as being boring. Nonetheless, its interdisciplinary nature allows Miskatonic's mathematicians to poke their noses into most university matters. Pure math includes arithmetic, algebra, geometry (Euclidian or not), and analysis (including calculus), while applied math considers probability and statistical analysis. Not to come for a decade and more are information theory and game theory.

 Miskatonic's department has always been strong in theoretical math, especially topology, non-Euclidian geometry, and multi-dimensional geometry. (Euclidian geometry deals with 3-dimensional space; non-Euclidian space involves regions where parallel lines meet, and some lines such that there are no possible parallels to them.) The current chairman, Dr. Hiram Upham, works hard to uphold and expand the department. His is the only tenured position. Most teaching duties are handled by several associate professors and by a phalanx of eager graduate assistants, but several mathematical savants who live near Arkham also sometimes teach graduate seminars in recondite mathematical topics.
 

  • W. W. Rouse Ball (1850-1925) is the brilliant British author of several books on mathematical recreation, including unsolvable problems, astrological solutions, and theories of hyperspace.
  • Bertrand Russell (1872-1970), primarily a philosopher, also writes prolifically on mathematical philosophy and the relation between mathematics and mysticism.
 
 
Medicine

The course in Anatomy is also expanding its work and adding to its usefulness by the utilization of cross sections of the human body. Topographical Anatomy will by this means be stamped more indelibly on the minds of students from the Boston University Annual Report of the Dean of the School of Medicine, 1920.

Medicine is one of the oldest arts of mankind, descending circuitously from the practices of tribal shamans, herbalists, village healers, and barbers into the twentieth century's well organized profession. The earliest evidence of formal medical practice was the Neolithic art of trepanning, or boring holes into the skull to release evil spirits. In all ages, treatment has been empirical (try it and see if it works) or magical (involving the evocation of mystic power, gods, and the realm of faith). Only since the 1870's have medical and public health procedures become well enough informed by science that the success of treatments could be predicted in advance.

 The Hippocratic Oath pledges that the doctor will do his best to heal, and do no harm. Miskatonic encourages personal attention to patients and an understanding of how they live and work. Much of modem medicine has begun to draw from biology and chemistry, and medical students are required to pass many of these courses. The School of Medicine teaches medical theory and its practical application, and provides a protective setting for learning the skills of diagnosis and preventive care. Surgical intervention is also taught, as are laboratory procedures in connection with pathology, the study of diseases, and basic forensic evidence.

 Miskatonic has a seven-year medical program that begins with a four-year Bachelor's degree in either Biology or Chemistry. Successful applicants then enter the three-year medical degree program. This culminates with the awarding of an M.D. and, following an internship, the right to practice medicine in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

 The medical school's faculty and students have great affection and respect for Dean Chester Armwright, who has taught doctors across New England. Day-to-day decisions fall to Dr. Aaron Thurber, a forensic specialist whose attention to student problems has earned him a reputation as a softy.

Thurber has invited a Chinese colleague, Dr. Ezekiel Lee from the Methodist hospital in Wuhan, to deliver a seminar on the novel art of acupuncture. Lee claims that this strange discipline represents an empirical method of quieting the nervous system, and is one that is independent of superstition. Most of the faculty are implacably hostile to such alternative practices. Thurber has made Lee's presentation of acupuncture an unpublicized graduate seminar credited for only an hour, though the demonstrations and study materials are elaborate and extensive.

 In 1919, Miss Susan Hodges was the first female premed student allowed to enroll at M.U. Now nearly four percent of premed students are females aiming at an M.D.
 

  • Florence Pena Sabin (1891-1953) was the first woman to be elected to the National Academy of Sciences. Her research on tuberculosis and lymphatic disorders led her to fight for modernizing U.S. public health laws.
  • Alfred Worcester (1855-1955), prominent Massachusetts physician and medical essayist who in his later years wrote The Care of the Aged, the Dying, and the Dead.
Department Staff
  • Dr. AARON Thurber, age 57, Dlrector ot Medicine. A skilled surgeon, he turned to forensics because of its special challenges and because such knowledge would be of great benefit to the community.
  • Miss SUSAN HODGES, age 22, Premedical Student. Buoyed by the support of her friends and by a few bold professors, she is overcoming the resistance of this male dominated profession. Although Pi Kappa Delta refuses her; she is undaunted.
Medieval Metaphysics

Department Staff

  • Dr. Kyle Link Storm, age 22, Head of the Department of Medieval Metaphysics - Professor of Psychology - Superintendent of Arkham Sanitarium in conjunction with Miskatonic University  Dr. Storm was born a child prodigy in 1903 and was raised in the Institution for the Children of St. Theresa outside of Arkham, Mass. Finishing his Psychology Degree at Miskatonic University after finishing his Bachelor's Degree in Columbia University at the age of 17, Storm married one of his professors at Columbia and settled in Arkham to raise a family.
        His accomplishments were no small feat considering that he is totally blind. His wife, Beverly Amber Storm died at the age of 25 in labor as his daughter, Amanda, would pass too. Facing the death of his only family, Storm continued his occupation in Miskatonic and was nominated as Head of the Psychology Dept. due to his progress in Arkham Sanitarium to the treatment he has revolutionized for the care of Schizophrenia and Panic Disorder. The Sanitarium under his care has changed much of its staff and has exhibited a percentage increase in successful treatments. Storm is currently working on his next degrees in Medicine and the Occult and Religious Studies.
        He may be found in the halls of Peaslee Psychological Clinic; Greenwood Home Annex in room 252 or in his office, DRSTR-3318, in the Sanitarium.
    Quote: "How are we feeling today? Better?"
     
Metallurgy

The science and technology of metals includes refining methods, the analysis of metallic structures, and the techniques of alloying metals. A few metals such as gold and silver are non reactive and thus found as pure deposits, but most metals combine with other elements, and occur in nature as minerals. Alchemists and metallurgists have long sought better techniques for the extraction of ores and creation of alloys. Their successes define historical periods such as the Bronze Age and the Iron Age.

 Dr. Dewart Ellery is the current department chair. His latest interest is the investigation of meteorites (meteors that survive passage to the ground). A chance reading of an old text has suggested to him that rare ores might be earned to Earth in this way, enabling production of mythically strong metals, as claimed in stories of swords that were unbreakable. In the course of his investigations he has come up with novel improvements in smelting and steel welding; the University is content to fund his continued research and reap the rich benefits of his commercial discoveries.
 

  • Leonard Strong Austin (1846-1929), American metallurgist based in San Francisco who published extensively and was familiar with most of the great precious mete discoveries in the American West.
  • Paul Bergsoe (1872-1963), Danish scientist who extensively studied the metallurgical techniques used by pre-Columbian Indians.
Modern History

Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it. George Santayana (1863-1952)

The writing of narrative history began in Greece. Although many events are corded before then in many cultures.

Thucydides's Peloponnesian Wars represented an unprecedented objectivity and sensitivity to the cause and effect of events, and it set a standard toward which historians of every era since then have striven.

 At Miskatonic, departmental researchers attempt not only to establish the factual record and create a context for understanding, but in conjunction with the Library's excellent collection of Colonial letters and manuscripts the department conducts a variety of studies in folklore and local custom, including gramophone recordings of songs, stories, vocabulary, and pronunciations.

To the current department head, Dr. Martin Fen, this sort of study is more, since history is something that has happened in Europe since 1789. (To his credit, he does teach a parallel course in U.S. diplomatic history.) Such U.S. topics as the Westward migration, the role of immigrants, slavery and race relations, and even the Civil War he relegates to colleagues, as areas remote from sufficient intellectual rigor. He long carried on a voluminous correspondence with Hans Delbruck.
 
Department Staff

  •  Dr. Brian Thomas often takes students on field trips to remote New England villages so they can hear stories of the old days, riddles and puzzles, and ballads from the locals and thus use ethnographical techniques to begin to record history firsthand. These trips may be in conjunction with some congenial anthropologist as well. Thomas belongs to the American Folklore Society.
  • James Robinson (1863-1936), U.S. historian who founded the so-called new history, which routinely incorporates social and scientific developments as well as Carlyle-style personalities and political events.
  • Dr. Brian Thomas, age 26, Post - doctoral Researcher. Hearty and bold but sadly out of shape, his days are either lagorous and dissipated or intense, with frantic activity. Incongruously, he is also an avid outdoors man.
Modern Languages

As a department, Modern Languages teaches verbal and literary comprehension of tongues other than English. In this era, this effectively means the most important modern European languages: French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian. French is noteworthy as the international language of diplomacy and commerce, often known where English is not. French and German together are the preeminent languages of science. All students are expected to take at least two semesters of one foreign language (up to the 200 level) to fulfill graduation requirements.

 The current department head, Dr. Allen Peabody, is an expert in the Romance languages. In most years the department manages to sponsor at least one guest instructor in more unusual languages. Presently, Russian is taught by visiting Dr. Nicholai Stolpa (who is also circulating a small collection of manuscripts penned by a Czech unknown, F. Kafka), and Dr. Moarnar Shalad is a visiting professor of Arabic and Urdu. These are opportunities rarely offered even in the most prestigious of American universities.
 

  • Karel Capek (1890-1938), Czech playwright and novelist who coined the word robot and whose works include The Life of the Insects, Apocryphal Stories, and R U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots).
  • Hermann Hesse (1877-1962), German author and poet who wrote Siddhartha, Steppenwolf; Strange News from Another Star, and other volumes.
Music

The playing grew fantastic, delirious, and hysterical, yet kept to the qualities of supreme genius which I knew this strange old man possessed.
H. P. Lovecraft, "The Music of Erich Zann."

Music as a career may involve performance, but the study of music also includes music theory and composition, music history, and bar-by-bar analysis of existing works. Westem music is driven by harmony, the pleasing interaction of tone and discord. Music in other parts of the world is often more rhythmically based and often establishes a complex melodic structure using only a single instrument or voice; Chinese music takes this to an extreme with works depending on only a single note (the huang chung), from which an entire pentatonic scale develops. Rhythm is the original form of and the universal element of music, traceable from the earliest forms of Sumerian temple ceremonies (c. 4000 B.C.) to the music for ancient Greek drama to the Gregorian chant.

As presently used in the United States, the term classical refers to several periods (renaissance, baroque, romantic, modem) identifiable by certain orchestral forms, and distinguished by a predominantly serious or earnest emotional intent. Popular contemporary music, on the ocher hand, includes various dance tunes, sentimental and love ballads, marches, and novelty tunes. Genre music by rural whites (hillbilly or country), rural blacks (blues), and urban blacks (jazz) are usually looked down upon, but have become increasingly accepted with the rise of recorded popular music. None of these latter forms are explored at Miskatonic, though individual composers sometimes draw upon musical elements from them.

While the Music Department is relatively small, a robust number of clubs and perfomance groups are related to the department. Beyond the large introductory classes, the department's upper division course load is mostly small seminars on specific topics relating to the guest performer or performers currency in residence. The only pendent faculty member is department coordinator Dr. Robert Dutresne. His secretary is Miss Alicia Thomas.

 Many private instructors work through the department, however, and they often earn their livings from the small local performance groups. M.U. sponsors at least one Performer-in-Residence, traditionally a second chair from the Boston Symphony Orchestra. The university boasts a fine chamber ensemble of about twenty members, and a lively informal jazz dance band. It is searching for funds to construct a large concert hall, in preparation for a symphony orchestra. There are also several loosely knit choruses, perhaps a dozen outstanding soloists, and an annual Shubertian lieder contest well regarded throughout New England. Local churches also represent a rich vein of quality musical performers.
 

  • Bessie Smith (1898-1937), U.S. jazz vocalist, 'The Empress of the Blues." She came from Tennessee and recorded from 1923 onward, sometimes in collaboration with jazz trumpeter Louis Armstrong (1900-1971).
  • Gustav Holst (1874-1934), composer. His orchestral work The Planets (1918) is an immensely popular musical characterization of each of seven planets (not including Pluto or Earth).
Nursing

Nursing is an old skill, but a recent profession. Ancient records from medieval China, India, Greece and Rome suggest nursing was practiced extensively. In later times nursing was primarily seen as a Christian duty and practiced largely by monastic orders. The field was revolutionized in 1860 when Florence Nightingale (at the request of the Secretary of War) organized and led a band of nurses for the British in the Crimean War. Upon her return to England she founded a training school with a system that required a trained matron with undisputed authority over all the nursing staff, a strong course of body theoretical and practical training, and a home attached to the hospital for moral and spiritual training. This system is largely in use today, and because of her efforts nursing has expanded and become professionally recognized.

Nursing schools have only existed in the U.S. since 1870, and the Registered Nurse (RN) requirements were only established (on a state-by-state basis) starting in 1903. Specialties in nursing include general nursing, sick children, fevers and infectious diseases, and mental health. Nursing is a respectable job, and is seen as a good profession for women (there are currently no male students at M.U.). Nurses spend more time with patients than doctors, and do most of the routine health care required during a convalescence. Their training builds a methodical outlook with an attention to detail, and a good RN with a few years' experience is on par with a general practitioner for most matters.

Although Dr. Lloyd Johnston is the official head of the department' he has litHe contact with the student body, and most students prefer to see the head nurse for any questions or problems. The department provides a baccalaureate degree within four years, and has an RN extended program for those seeking to continue in the field. The Nursing program provides training similar to that received by pre-med students, but neglects most of the surgery and pharmacy aspects that aspiring doctors receive. Students must take background courses in chemistry, biology, and health during their first two years, in addition to elective courses within the other Schools. The third year consists almost entirely of Nursing courses, followed by a final year of clinical nursing experience (similar to an internship) at St. Mary's. Nurses wishing to become RN's may take the extended program for an additional year.
 

  • Lillian Wald (1867-1940), U.S. sociologist, nurse, and social worker who founded the concept of school nursing and promoted the establishment of rural and children's health.
  • Mary Adelaide Nutting (1858-1948), the first nurse appointed to a university professorship, at Columbia University in 1906. After her retirement in 1925, she was appointed Professor Emeritus of Nursing Education.
Philosophy

    "The study of human experience and its significance. It attempts to critically evaluate knowledge as a whole, including definitions of what philosophy itself is. There are four main areas of inquiry, beginning with logic (formal argument structure), extending with epistemology (the theory of knowledge), and axiology (the theory of value), and reaching metaphysics, the discussion of the ultimate nature of reality. Aesthetics and ethics are considered fields under axiology." Antunes.

The unexamined life is not worth living to a human. attributed by Plato to Socrates.

Philosophy is the study of human experience and its significance. It attempts to critically evaluate knowledge as a whole, including definitions of what philosophy itself is. There are four main areas of inquiry, beginning with logic (formal argument structure), extending with epistemology (the theory of knowledge) and axiology (the theory of value), and reaching metaphysics, the discussion of the ultimate nature of reality. Aesthetics and ethics are considered fields under axiology.

 Popular current trends include Kantianism, a theory which suggests that "that which cannot be experienced cannot be known" (a dangerous philosophy for investigators), and pragmatism, which requires that theories be testable and involve action to have any meaning. Phenomenology considers the subjective effect of the observer in describing reality. Logical positivism discards ethics, metaphysics, and religion in favor of logic, math, and science.

 It is thus a pity that Dr. George Kilbraith, the current department chair, decries philosophers more recent than Aquinas. Reluctantly teaching a rather confusing set of courses in formal logic, he relies on younger instructors to handle the higher level courses. Miskatonic traditionally attracts the more idealistic young philosophers. Their classes occasionally turn into lively spectacles with sessions on the Statue Lawn, reenactment of the death of Socrates, and other innovative teaching.

Physics

... For who could foretell the conditions pervading an adjacent but normally inaccessible dimension? H. P. Lovecraft, "The Dreams in the Witch-House.

"Physics evolved from philosophy, blooming in the Renaissance with the growth of mathematics. The physics of the 1920's is strongly based on the ideas of Newton, but twentieth century developments such as relativity and quantum theory have shaken long held beliefs that all phenomena can be described and understood.

Physicists are traditionally skeptics, disbelieving that which cannot be measured or replicated. But subtle and startling events around Arkham suggest astonishing conclusions: While most American universities neglect occult physics, Miskatonic soon will be at the forefront.

The current chairman, Dr. Manly Hyde-Simmons, favors studies in meteorology instead of diversions into particle physics or quantum mechanics, and is supported in this by Dr. Donald Atwood. There will be no course in radioactivity until Hyde Simmons and Atwood retire. The department is also famous for keeping its graduate students for seven to ten years, almost as indentured servants, before grudgingly granting their doctorates. Consequently, older graduate students are dispirited and gloomy about their futures. But there are not many jobs for physicists anywhere in the world, and so they stay, disconsolate.

The younger graduate students are vital and enthusiastic, and have witnessed for themselves some extraordinary recent events in the area. When Atwood retires, the department will suddenly blaze with activity, and become famous among its American peers.

  • Marie Curie (1867-1934), French physicist. She and her husband discovered the elements radium and polonium in 1898 and shared a Nobel Prize in 1903, and she received another Nobel (solo) in l9l 1.
  • Albert Einstein (1879-1955), Swiss theoretical physicist who emigrated to the U.S. He has published the General and Special Theories of Relativity, and received partial experimental vindication by the Michelson-Morley expedition results.
Psychology & Sociometrics
Much controversy surrounds these studies. Their methodology appeals to scientific rationality, but their postulates often cannot be proven by experimentation, even though experimental psychology is the leading academic branch of psychology in the United States. Clinical psychology is of very limited adoption and acceptance, and often the only clinical psychologists in a small state are at the state asylum for the insane. Both psychology and sociometrics are seen by most academicians as being descriptive and anecdotal, and not rigorous disciplines that is, much more like anthropology than like physics. Psychologists study individual behavior, especially abnormal behavior that clashes with society or social norms in some sense. They use a variety of verbal and scientific techniques.

Department Staff

  • Dr. JOSEPHUS BELLE, age 43, Professor, Renaissance Man and UProt Advisor. Adept at many things, he learns new skills constantly, with child-like wonder and enthusiasm. Many people dislike him because of his genius for self publicity.
Religion

It was painfully patent that Wilbur had come to believe intensely in certain facets of the ancient primitive credos, particularly that there were contemporary survivals of the hellish Ancient Ones and their worshippers and followers; and it was this, more than anything else, that he was trying to prove. H. P. Lovecraft and August Derleth, "The Gable Window."

The study of religion covers a variety of subjects, from the subtle internal exploration of personal faith to anthropological study of specific religious groups. Spiritual traditions, the Higher Criticism, comparative religions, epistemology, mysticism, zealotry, and the Great Awakenings in the United States are all grist for this department. In the community, it often stages intellectual events. Septic debates such as Creationism versus Evolution are popular, as are reports on researches into the roots of modem occultism, and dramatic readings from the King James Bible or the Book of Common Prayer. The Department of Religion is one of the most vibrant on campus, and a sturdy reassurance to crusty Arkhamites that Jazz Age youngsters have not totally lost their way.
  Although Miskatonic is non-denominational, the university has a strong and varied set of courses in religious studies, preparing students for further graduate work, denominational dedication as ministers or priests, or transfer to leading institutions for Doctor of Divinity degrees. Department head Dr. Desmond Rapas though nearing retirement, teaches a hearty variety of introductory courses on world religion. Visiting scholars bolster graduate courses.
 

  • Rudolf Otto (1869-1937), an Orientalist. In the 1920's he formulated the idea of the Holy, the non rational factor of the divine.
  • Martin Buber (1878- 1965), a prolific scholar. He wrote in German and Hebrew on Judaism, dialectical theology, mysticism, and religious philosophy.
Zoology

Physiological experiment on animals is justifiable for real investigation, but not for mere damnable and detestable curiosity. Charles Darwin (1809-1882), private letter.

An area of biology, zoology is the comparative study of animals. Zoologist Dr. Percy Lake is well connected in Boston society, and is able to fund frequent expeditions to various parts of the world. Graduate zoologists at Miskatonic are thus able to get extensive field research, and they routinely co-author important papers in international zoological journals.
 
University Professors Program

Over considerable faculty discussion and objection, this program was established to allow cross-fertilization of ideas between departments. It makes possible new majors, available to undergraduates and graduates alike.
  Open only to students who achieve the highest entrance examination marks, the candidate must submit an essay discussing his proposed course of study. Each student works very closely with a specific professor until graduation. Among the majors that UProf has recognized are Medieval Metaphysics (philosophy and history), Folklore (history and anthropology), Egyptology (archaeology and religion), Oriental Studies (classical languages, history, and religion), Classical Civilizations (history and architecture), Metaphysics (physics and philosophy), and even Cryptography (math and English). These are not fixed, and students are encouraged to develop their own fields of independent study. Though they wear no identity badges, UProf students are Miskatonic's elite, and often have the snobbishness to prove it. Their heavy courseloads are balanced by the fact that much of their work can be done orally. A skilled orator or fast talker in the UProf program could go an entire semester without taking an exam or writing a paper, so long as he participated thoroughly in classes and seminars. This program, because of the variety of experiences available, is recommended for investigators. Much tolerance is granted to UProf students. Many think them coddled to an unseemly degree.
 

  • G. E. Moore (1873-1958), English philosopher who approached philosophy as his nation would, using ordinary language and decrying idealism. His Principia Ethica (1903) argued chat good was indefinable and could not be investigated scientifically.
  • Edmund Husserl (1859-1938), a German philosopher who advanced the concept of phenomenology and who would greatly influence Europe's existentialists of the next few decades.
Physical Education

Viewed as important to the defense of the nation since the wars of the Greek city-states, physical education (particularly team sports) is also thought by most to impart valuable moral lessons that build the characters of young men and women.

Miskatonic's Physical Education Department does not offer a major, but provides a variety of enjoyable classes for one quarter or half a credit, to encourage the physical fitness of the student body. Donald Kanum is the department head. M.U. hires many instructors for one- or two- year periods to handle the classes, which include programs in gymnastics, team sports, boxing, and a novel class in yoga (the only one with academic standing in New England). The goal of yoga is union, to free the mind from attachment to the senses and to bring the student to a state of oneness or self harmony. Yoga courses are popular relievers of stress, especially among philosophy and religion majors. The Board of Deans consider the sport of wrestling to be inappropriate and unseemly for University students.
 

  • Babe Ruth (1895-1948), pitcher and batsman for the Boston Red Sox, sold to the New York Yankees in 1920 for the princely sum of $125,000, who became known as the "Sultan of Swat."
  • Gertrude Ederle (1906-) in 1926 became the first woman to swim the English Channel, when she also broke the existing men's record.  Jack Dempsey (1895-1983) was heavyweight boxing champion of the world from l9l9 to 1926.
Department Staff
  • Mr. DONALD (siff) KANUM, age 48, Coach and Head of P.E. An optimistic and enthusiastic man, undaunted by losing games so long as his teams play hard and play clean.

    WRESTLING TEAM

  • R. William Alley. Mr. Alley is an undergraduate student, age 20. He is six feet, 220 pounds, strong but with a hint of easy life about him (i.e. slightly pudgy). Mr. Alley has dark brown hair and dark green eyes, and is fair skinned. His appearance is striking, but not handsome. Some people would consider him intimidating, but he is rather mild-mannered, except when he is obsessed about something. He then tends to be somewhat frightening. Mr. Alley is interested in the sport of wrestling and works with the wrestling team at Miskatonic under Coach ______. Academically, he is interested in two subjects; business, leaning towards accounting; and military history, especially in the ancient and medieval worlds.
  •     He came to the university from a middle class family of Boston's suburbs, his tuition being paid by an elderly aunt. The Alley Family is spread around the USA, primarily in Virginia and Kentucky. The family moved to Boston because of business interests. Mr. Alley is looking to better himself by improving his intellect, his body, and his ability to earn a living. (Rogers Alley, University of Alabama Birmingham.)

Maritime Semester

Miskatonic runs an unusual field research semester, intended primarily for Biology majors interested in marine studies and for students interested in seafaring careers. Such work upholds the traditions of the Omes and Derbys, and reflects the great heritage of Miskatonic. The semester includes class work, four weeks of study at Woods Hole, and six weeks at sea on the halyards of the Orne or the Derby, two Arkham-based sail-rigged merchantmen (with auxiliary diesel engines) that ply the eastem seaboard. Instead of tests, the students conclude the maritime semester with two weeks in Halifax, Nova Scotia, observing port and cargo procedures.

Physically demanding and mentally challenging, this program accepts five students each semester. Special seminars teach ocean studies (Biology Department), navigation and weather (Astronomy and Physics Departments) maritime history and culture (Modem History Department), and maritime law and customs procedures (School of Law). Graduates often enter the Merchant Marines and quickly brevet to officer status; this likewise provides a good background for students entering the import-export business. Basic StudiesBasic Studies is a two-year program at M.U. offered to students who do not meet the general qualifications required by the admissions board. Significantly, a high proportion of students in this program come from families of means. During the two years the students must take a fixed curriculum of English, history, Latin, and mathematics. After a successful first year, students in this department may also take one or two classes from other M.U. departments. At the conclusion of a successful second year, students in Basic Studies may transfer to any M.U. department that will accept them, to complete a regular degree. Every few years the Board of Trustees chooses a new department head from a pool of candidates which include prominent Arkham businessmen.

The latest is Jonathan Harriman, an Arkham lawyer who has saved with distinction for the past four years. There are no professors of Basic Studies. Instead, teaching staff are hired to impart: the core curriculum. This provides a good opportunity for recent graduates to gain experience and also gives them valuable contacts toward an assistant professorship within the regular university departments. Mr. Harriman is rarely on campus himself.
 
Department Staff

  • Mr. JONATHAN HARRIMAN, age 51, Attorney, Academician.  A quiet man, he enjoys observing the lives of others, while he dreams of great adventures. His work at Miskatonic is emotionally and intellectually rewarding, but not very profitable.
Class Schedules

Classes at Miskatonic are organized as either as one hour and twenty minute sessions on each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, or as two hour sessions on each Tuesday and Thursday. Both schemes result in four hours of instruction per class per week. If a student can schedule every class on Tuesdays and Thursdays, he has five unscheduled days per week, and this is thought by many Miskies (members of the University community) to be a significant benefit.
  The classes themselves are given numbers as well as names. These numbers serve as informal rankings according to difficulty and esotericism. Class size gets small as class topics become more specialized. Keepers can easily make up any courses desired. (Indeed, if the Keeper can think of it, some professor at Miskatonic probably offers it.) Students (and thus Keepers) generally refer to their classes by general number, for example, "I'm late for my English 301 class", thus sparing the listener any need to understand the meaning of the class title, or what the enrollee hopes to achieve in it.

01-99 LEVEL
These courses are remedial. There are few of these classes during the 1920's, typically only English, a Romance language, high school level mathematics, and perhaps an introduction to a science. After World War 11, such classes become more common. These classes cost tuition money, just as any other class does, but they confer no academic credit.

100-LEVEL
Typically taken by freshmen or by people interested in a topic but majoring in something else. Some examples are English Composition 101, Elementary Mathematics 103, or Biology 101. Most majors require a variety of 100-level classes in disparate topics in order to fulfill the ideal of a well rounded education. For very common classes such as basic Biology lectures, the lecture class may number a hundred   or more people, while the corresponding lab sections may be a fifth as large. The professor lectures, and his graduate assistants run the labs. When they can, most professors will approach teaching such a class like a factory assembly line, with an unvarying written lesson plan and regular tests that haven't changed in twenty years. As the semester advances, a 100 level class that falls much below twenty students is in danger of being merged with another class at a different time and perhaps on a different day.

200-LEVEL

For students interested in the topic, or required in that major, for example Russian Folklore 220, Euclidian Geometry 202, or Basic Anatomy 203. Essentially sophomore level, so that although anyone is allowed to join, the workload is higher than for a 100-level class, and the topics are somewhat less general. Because these classes are more difficult, they are smaller in size and professors can begin to spend time with individual students.

300-LEVEL

These and 400-level classes often require one or more prerequisite classes within the department, to establish the student's credentials as a scholar and to make sure that foolish freshmen do not consume valuable class space. More advanced topics might be Babylonian Literature 302, Non-Euclidian Geometry 304, or Human Dissection 359.

400-LEVEL

At this rarified level, classes are typically small, attended by some mix of juniors, seniors, and graduate students. Topics are totally dependent on what a professor decides to teach, and can be very specific, such as Cuneiform Variations in Aleut Decorative Bordas (Anthro 429), Architectural Similes in the Later Speeches of Samuel Smiles (English 404), Modern Forensic Pathology (Mea 410), and so on. Since the class size is small (usually fewer than ten students), professors may choose to evaluate each student personally before allowing him to take the class, to make sure each student has enough background to be able to contribute to the class.

500- AND 600-LEVEL

These are for graduate students, but intelligent seniors may petition to join, and are usually accepted on the basis of their G.P.A.'s in the department. Some of the 600-level classes are very small seminars, involving a specialty of the professor's, or perhaps amounting to cooperative research on a particular problem. Most 600-level classes are independent study, involving only one student and a guiding professor. Depending on the major, one or two papers may be required per semester, but reading, research, and conferences between student and teacher may be intense.

AUDITORS

By arrangement with the professor, intelligent outsiders may be able to sit in on a certain class without registering with the University. The professor may decide to require papers and class discussion from an auditor, but rarely mid-term or final exams. The University prefers that all such transactions be formalized, and officially charges half of the class's regular tuition for an audited class. Paid audited classes are shown on the scholar's transcript, but add no credit hours. Informal arrangements with a professor do not appear on the scholar's transcript. An auditor could later take the course for credit, but not from the same professor.

Core Curriculum

Every Miskatonic student must take certain classes. These are few, and talented students can opt to get one or more of them waived by passing tests offered at the beginning of each semester. The classes are English Composition, Survey of Mathematics, and American History. In addition, all students must take either History and Appreciation of Art or Introduction to Melody, Rhythm, and Orchestration, or register for private instruction by a recognized art or music instructor.
  Since these required courses must be taken by the great majority of all entering students, the respective departments are allowed many instructors and huge numbers of students without discussion. Required courses represent a departmental sinecure, and the departments involved remain powerhouses in M.U. academic politics, because they command so much manpower and resources.
  Beyond the infamous required courses, the different schools within the University have additional requirements. For example, in Language, Literature, and the Arts, all majors must take at least two years of a foreign language (Latin and ancient languages are acceptable), usually French. The School of Science requires one year of either German or French, and at least two science courses in subjects outside the major department. Law and Business, showing true New England spirit, require all students to participate for at least one season in a club sport or a varsity team (and special attention is meted out to wise students who choose hockey, the law professors' consensus favorite). Pre-med students must serve at least one semester in the night shift of the hospital as an orderly or nurse's assistant before they can graduate.

Courseload and Workload
 Students are expected to be enrolled on a full-time basis, taking four classes each semester or three classes and a music lesson or club sport. Special permission is needed to take five courses. So a student's of ficial class workload is a mere sixteen hours of lectures each week. Add in twice that for homework and study time, and even a diligent freshman or sophomore is busy less than eight hours a day and still gets Saturday and Sundays off. For upperclassmen in technical subjects the study load increasesslightly, but this is balanced by the opposite being true for LLA upperclassmen.

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